Tambo Slice

18th Jun 2013 | 93 notes

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18th Jun 2013 | 12,628 notes

champagnebarb:

cantidream:

theuppitynegras:

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legallyunderage:

ohsobreezyjane:

fastcarsandchocolatebars:

Why’s it always Drake 😂😂😭😭

I’m CRYINGGGGG !

Stop

Y’all ain’t go no chill tbh. I hate each and every one of you.

I y’all niggas need to stop

Done

*leaves computer*

here we fucking go again :(((

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18th Jun 2013 | 18,571 notes

madiiannxo:

L O FUCKING L

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18th Jun 2013 | 160 notes

cookbook420:

The Canna-SmoothShake
Recipe Photo Source: tumblr.com / google.com
Recipe Source: DankTress

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Items you’ll need:
1. Magic Bullet (Or any blender would do)
2. 2 scoops of ice cream
3. 2 cups of milk
4. Any additional fruits you may wish to add (My Suggestions: 1 banana or 3 strawberries or BOTH!)
5. Peanut butter (Allergie Substitution: Almond Butter or Cashew Butter)
6. Weed (Any amount)
7. Any sized oven pan (My Suggestion: A pan for mini cupcakes [optional])
8. Tin Foil
9. A spoon
10. An oven
11. Ice Cubes (Optional)

Steps for Stage 1:
1. Firstly, preheat your oven to 325 degrees farenheight
2. While your oven is pre-heating, grab the metal pan, and mix your peanut butter with the weed using a spoon directly on the pan. Remember it is 1/4 cup of peanut butter to 0.5g of weed!
2. [optional] Mix 1/4 cup of peanut butter with 0.5g of weed in each cupcake holder if you decided to use a cupcake pan
3. Now place your tin foil over the pan and make sure you cover the top completely from any air holes
4. When you oven is pre-heated, shove the pan with the mix into the oven for exactly 20 minutes!

CONGRATS! STAGE 1 is completed! Now that you have your Canna-peanut butter, move onto the next stage. You can also save the peanut butter in your fridge for a few months for later use as spreads for bread and bread accessories I tell you huat’

Steps for Stage 2:
1. Grab your Magic Bullet/blender and plug it in
2. Take the blending cup and add: 2 cups of milk, 2 cups of ice cream (Any flavor you like), your fruits to blend, 2 ice cubes (If applicable), and of course 1/4 - 1/2 cup of your Canna-Peanut Butter mix
3. Blend them altogether for a good 15-20 seconds
4. Drink it all and wait!

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18th Jun 2013 | 298 notes

sheasinister:

jdeadprincess360:

somebody add the “on my way to steal your girl”

Please do it!

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Anonymous asked: 1-99 BECAUSE BWAHAHAHA!

Oh, science. Haha, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
No, that shampoo is normally shitty.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out. I normally get all crazy wrapped up in my bed before the night is over.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, because I’m not a douchebag.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yes.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Yeah, sometimes. Josh and I want to get into the whole coupon deal at some point. Probably after we move and get settled in.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear. At least the bear would be kind of cute while it was killing me. Fuck a bee. I’ll punch a bee right in the mouth.

8: Do you have freckles?
Several.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Meh.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Grammar is a big one. Also, when Josh doesn’t close cereal or wheat thins properly. :p

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes. But then I get bored or something.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yup. I’ve peed on a Walmart, too.

13: What about pooped in the woods?
I don’t think so.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Idk.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Zero.

17: What size is your bed?
Full, I think.

18: What is your Song of the week?
Normally, I wouldn’t be able to answer that.. BUT The Civil Wars released one of their newer tracks. Its called The One That Got Away. NO, not a remake of Katy Perry’s wore shit. Either way, the song is amazing.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Guys can wear whatever the fuck they want.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not often. Adventure time, at most. I’m not a big fan of cartoons.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Idk.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In your ass.

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
I’m not really sure. They were already pretty big, now they’re huge. I’ve been wearing a 36D, but I think they’re DD status.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ranch, mustard, Idk.

25: What is your favorite food?
Eggplant Parmesan. Sushi.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Inglourious Basterds. Pulp Fiction. Goodfellas. I Love You, Man. Forgetting Sarah Mashall. Pretty much anything QT or Jason Segel/Paul Rudd

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My sweet Joshua. :]

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Hell naw.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No wey.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I do not recall.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Yup. Too pregnant to get under mine, currently.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
A few.

33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nope.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
BLT with avocado on Multigrain with mustard instead of Mayo.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I’m all about some cereal. But I’d also dig like extra crunchy hashbrowns with pickles and tomatoes chopped up in them with mustard all over them. And no, I don’t say that because I’m pregnant. I dig the shit out of hashbrowns and mustard.

36: What is your usual bedtime?
I’ve been getting tired pretty early. But I don’t normally go to bed at the same time. Depends on when I work the next day.

37: Are you lazy?
I’d love to be lazy, but I’m too OCD and to much of a perfectionist. I have to do it myself to ensure it is done right. I asked Josh to make me french toast a while back because I was too tired to make it, so he asked me how to make it.. I just ended up doing it because I couldn’t explain it without doing it.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I remember being a witch a few times. Don’t remember much else.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
No idea.

40: Are you horny?
Nope.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to have a Game Informer subscription, but I just can’t bring myself to even go into a Gamestop anymore.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
My dick.

43: Are you stubborn?
I’ve been known to be stubborn as hell. But it depends on the situation or person.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Idk, I grew up liking Leno better, but I dig me some Letterman.

45: Ever watch soap operas?
Fuck no.

46: Are you afraid of heights?
Not really.

47: Do you sing in the car?
Daily.

48: Do you sing in the shower?
When I know nobody is home.

49: Do you dance in the car?
I have.

50: Ever used a gun?
Yup. :] Josh taught me!

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Uh, like when I was in school forever ago.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I like The Sound of Music and Rent. That’s probably it.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yup.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
No, they smell bad.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Probably apple or blackberry.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Cosmetologist, Movie Critic, Chef of some sort, or Psychiatrist. I chose Cosmetology.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?
I’ve seent some shit.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yup.

59: Take a vitamin daily?
Prenatals, nigga.

60: Wear slippers?
When I feel like bending over to put them on.

61: Wear a bath robe?
Currently. BAM

62: What do you wear to bed?
Thong. I can’t even do boy shorts or regular undies. I feel too constricted.

63: First concert?
Is it bad that I don’t even remember?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target. The fuck kind of question is that?

65: Nike or Adidas?
Nike.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Depends. If I have chili, Fritos, all day. If not, Puffy cheetos, knig.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds, I guess. Peanuts aren’t really my jam. Now, Cashews.. mmmmmhm..

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.

69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope, but according to Josh, I need to. Haha

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
He’s a fireman and and EMT. Works 3 ambulance jobs as well. He’s kind of a big deal.

71: Can you curl your tongue?
I guess.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Yup.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.

74: Own any record albums?
No.

75: Own a record player?
Not personally.

76: Regularly burn incense?
I used to, and have actually been thinking of picking some up next time I’m out to spend a few bucks.

77: Ever been in love?
Oh, I am now. And it is absolutely amazing.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
I’ve pretty much seen everyone I want to see.. within reason. Can’t get Led Zeppelin back together, but I have seen Robert Plant. Um.. yeah.

79: What was the last concert you saw?
Coheed & Cambria.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot. With Honey.

81: Tea or coffee?
Tea.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles, dawg. Every day.

83: Can you swim well?
I guess.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes, but when I jump into water, I hold my nose.

85: Are you patient?
It depends. Not really, though.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ.

87: Ever won a contest?
Idk.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.

89: Which are better black or green olives?
That’s a hard question. I’d probably say black, though.

90: Can you knit or crochet?
Nope. That’d be cool, though.

91: Best room for a fireplace?
Uh, I think they had it right when they chose the living room for that one..

92: Do you want to get married?
Yes. :]

93: If married, how long have you been married?
Engaged.

94: Who was your HS crush?
I had a few. They don’t matter.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Lol, wut. No?

96: Do you have kids?
Pregnant.

97: Do you want kids?
One.

98: Whats your favorite color?
Hot pink, red, black, neon green, wutever.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes, I miss Josh. A lot. He’ll be home in the morning, though. Raaah! :]

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST